Fubara’s Five Face Assembly Fire

The Rivers State House of Assembly, in a resounding demonstration of political prowess, and a bastion of Fubara’s unyielding dominance, has summoned five formidable commissioner nominees for a grueling screening and confirmation ordeal.

This audacious move cements Fubara’s grip on the state’s political landscape, as his loyal Assembly foot soldiers prepare to scrutinize the credentials of the commissioners designates.

The letter issued by the State House of Assembly date 12th August, 2024, Reads partly;

“Public Announcement.

The Rivers State House of Assembly hereby invites the following Commissioner-nominees for screening and confirmation as members of the state Executive council.

1. Mr. Ilamu Arugu
2. Dr. Rowland Obed Whyte
3. Hon. Dr. Sam Anya
4. Hon. Samuel Eyiba
5. Sir Austin Emeka Nnadozie

Date: Tuesday, 13th August, 2024
Time: 10:00 AM prompt
Venue: Hallowed Chamber, Rivers State House of Assembly, Auditorium, Admin Block, Rivers State Government House, Portharcourt”.

As the stage is set for a thrilling confrontation, the nominees must arm themselves with an arsenal of credentials, including twelve sets of their curriculum vitae and an array of originals and photocopies of their credentials.

The battle-scarred veterans of the Assembly will then unleash their fury, probing every nook and cranny of the nominees’ qualifications.

Will they emerge victorious, or will they crumble under the intense scrutiny? The fate of Fubara’s administration hangs precariously in the balance, as the Assembly’s mighty hammer comes crashing down.

Signed:

G.M Gillis-West Ph.D, Clerk of the House and Fubara’s trusted lieutenant.